A guy walks to the checkin desk of his airline with a lot of luggage:
Flyer: Hi there. I’d like you to send my suitcase to Beijing, my rucksack to Washington, my surfboard to Berlin, and I’m flying to San Diego.
Airline: Uh, I’m sorry sir I don’t think we can do that.
Flyer: Well you did it before without me even asking you to…
In fairness I had only one checked in bag on my flights, but it got lost somewhere through my cancelled and delayed connections. Hopefully it will turn up in the next day or two, or it could shaft my plans for after the event.
Right now though, they’re playing Moondance by Van Morrison in the lobby. The day is looking up. 🙂 Time to debug my presentation methinks.